Look Ma, No Polyps! Or: Wenty Tries To Tell About His Colonoscopy Without Grossing Everybody Out

Look Ma, No Polyps! Or: Wenty Tries To Tell About His Colonoscopy Without Grossing Everybody Out Did you know that February is National Colorectal Cancer Month? Well, it is. So my timing in getting a colonoscopy is excelllent. (Honestly, I had nothing to do with the timing. My nephrologist (kidney doctor) told me I should … Continue reading Look Ma, No Polyps! Or: Wenty Tries To Tell About His Colonoscopy Without Grossing Everybody Out

A Foul Wind Doth Blow

(SFX: phone rings…twice…three times..) JILL: National Weather Bureau, this is Jill, how may I direct your call? WENTY: I would like to inquire about the possibility of weather counseling. JILL: Weather…..counseling? WENTY: Yes. You see, over the last few days our town has experienced 65 mile an hour wind gusts. And as a result of … Continue reading A Foul Wind Doth Blow

The Big D

I’ve been crying a lot these last couple of days. I cried to my best friend. I cried to my brother. And this morning I spent three hours crying to myself. (I tried to cease my sniffling and sobbing long enough to tell people about the weather, and who sings “Simply Irresistable” and the like.) … Continue reading The Big D

Random Blatherings

Mercy! It has been a dog’s age since I’ve written something for ye olde blogge. Do I have a legitimate excuse? No. Do I have completely fraudulent excuses? Of course! -It is too hot to think.-My laptop came down with vapor lock.-I’ve been too busy planning my run for the presidency. I’m planning to run … Continue reading Random Blatherings