I was given a pair of glasses in 5th grade. I seem to recall the eye doctor saying something along the lines of, “If you don’t start treating this now it will be a major problem later.” I didn’t like wearing the glasses. They gave me a headache. So, after about four days, I placed … Continue reading My Glasses History (Or, 30 Years Making a Spectacle Of Myself)
Bob S. Bestos, basement-dwelling weirdsmobile, is starring in a brand new commercial for Bloedorn Lumber Alliance. Bob has held the “celebrity spokesweirdo” role for Bloedorn for quite some time now, and in this instance the commercial does not promote any specific products but instead offers a little Valentine’s Day playlet. When an advertiser runs a … Continue reading Cyrano de Bobgerac
So, I had a bit of a shambles morning…late getting up, late out the door. And in the frenzy I left my cellphone in the apartment, making it impossible for me to present a video of our grand final day. Cruel, cruel fate! However! I have taken mouse to Windows Paint and created an extremely … Continue reading SALAD WEEK: The Shocking Conclusion!
Continuing coverage of Salad Week on wentyworld.com is here! And here’s a shocking video of us NOT eating salads: We decided to go with wraps today–which really are nothing more than handheld salads if you think about it! The fact that Herr Kroheim and I both got steak and cheese wraps is completely up for … Continue reading SALAD WEEK: Day 4 (Attack of the Wraps)
In presenting a variety of unique salad-related content our goal is to entertain but also educate! So here are some knock-knock jokes based on different varieties of lettuce you might find in your tossed salad. KNOCK KNOCK!Who’s there?LEAF!Leaf who?LEAF YOUR KEY UNDER THE MAT SO I CAN COME BY LATER AND SNEAK IN! KNOCK KNOCK!Who’s … Continue reading SALAD WEEK: Knock Knock!
Welcome back to continuing coverage of Salad Week on wentyworld.com! It’s time to watch today’s salad unveiling video: And now…something very exciting! Yesterday we covered Nebraska’s best-loved salad dressing, Dorothy Lynch. I wondered if other states have equally beloved, small-circulation dressings and did a little rooting around. That’s how I found a fellow named Herb … Continue reading SALAD WEEK: Day 3 & My Exclusive Interview With Herb Viniagrette
Wentyworld.com continuing coverage of Salad Week 2020 rolls on with the video of today’s salad selection! (Our waitress razzed me by pointing out that I have had like 20 years to try Dorothy Lynch dressing. Which, I can’t deny that. After all that wait, it was as not-great as I expected.) According to Parade magazine … Continue reading SALAD WEEK: Day Two and More On Dressings
To those of my readers not from Nebraska, this seems like the most salacious, inappropriate headline ever posted on this humble blog. Dorothy Lynch, you see, is Nebraska’s most beloved salad dressing. And a very popular question on The Google® is in regard to the dressing’s unusual flavor. The official Dorothy Lynch website offers: Loyal … Continue reading SALAD WEEK: What Does Dorothy Lynch Taste Like?
Welcome to Wentyworld.com continuing coverage of Salad Week! Here is the official video diary of Salad Week, Day 1 with special guest cameo by Kathy Worley! Now that you’ve seen which salads Herr Kroheim and I nibbled on today, here is a history of the salad that is completely fraudulent. “Salad” is a term derived … Continue reading SALAD WEEK: Day One and The Creation Of Salad
Taking inspiration from such legendary week-long programming stunts as “Shark Week”, “Young People Week” on Card Sharks and “Vegas Week” on The Merv Griffin Show, wentyworld.com proudly presents Salad Week! This all started in the KCOW break room where Kalin Krohe and I were having argument #457: The Lunch Argument. The lunch argument generally goes … Continue reading It’s Salad Week!
