I have not been a big fan of AI. It gives me the creeps. In most cases, whether it’s a picture or video or whatever, there’s just enough of it that’s unsettling. The AI I do like is for purely stupid purposes. For example, somebody (or bodys) has been making a series of hilarious and filthy videos with AI Bob Barker. I’d share one here but they really are pretty filthy. It’s the kind of thing I’m ashamed to enjoy, but enjoy it nevertheless.
Anyway, as I was saying, I really don’t like most applications of AI. But then my friend Pat started posting all these goofy photos and illustrations and things made with AI. For example:
So I thought, “Hey! That seems like fun.” So I started fiddling around with Chat GPT. It took me awhile to get the gist of using it but honestly, it was extremely easy to set the computer to work. So I made this:
Heeeeeeeeeere’s Wenty! And some guy from Norfolk.
I’m not gonna lie…I love this. It’s like a little fantasy I have of being on “The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson”. Fake AI Johnny is smiling, which means I must have said something humorous…perhaps I even got the “A-OK” sign from Johnny while taking my bow. Maybe I was a “regular”! Like Orson Bean or Carl Reiner or Charles Grodin! One can dream.
Now, having expressed my enjoyment of this AI googaw, allow me to point out some imperfections.
It’s the wrong desk. I asked the computer to set this in the 1970’s. They did a bang up job with my butt-ugly 70’s suit…but the desk depicted in my AI thing is from the 1980s.
Mug without Carson illustration. I mean, if it was Joan Rivers or David Brenner guest hosting, sure, no picture on the mug. But if Johnny’s here…
Two odd wooden things on Johnny’s desk that are not a cigarette lighter.
Here’s the real deal:
And here’s rhe AI:
They look like two unevenly cut pieces of chocolate cake.
Am I nit picking? Absolutely. But I gotta fill this blog with something. This is my third AI thing. I did one with me and Perry Como at the mic.
The 2nd attempt was a failure. It was going to be me riding in the squad car with Joe Friday and Bill Gannon from “Dragnet 1967”. But the AI did not know who Harry Morgan is. Perhaps another try someday.
Now I’ll be honest, I should be going to bed. I have wrestling duty tomorrow morning. But I feel that you, loyal blog reader, deserve something never-before-seen. So give me a second while I fire up the thingy.
I’m back. And here is something:
