Dick Van Dyke In The Most Depressing Film Ever Made

TCM ran a Carl Reiner film festival the other night. He wrote and directed some pretty amazing movies, but the one in their lineup that fascinates me most is “The Comic.” There’s something just substantially unnerving about this film. For starters, when you pair Carl Reiner (who directed and co-wrote) with Dick Van Dyke, you’re … Continue reading Dick Van Dyke In The Most Depressing Film Ever Made

Tales Of Twitch Part 4,219 (The Part That Actually Deals With The Twitch!)

So sixteen months ago I began writing blog entries called “Tales Of Twitch”. I called them that because I was noticing a little twitch in my eye that started when I arrived back in Alliance after spending holidays with the family. At that time the twitch was really nothing more than a minor irritance. Especially … Continue reading Tales Of Twitch Part 4,219 (The Part That Actually Deals With The Twitch!)

Ignorance Is Bliss

About a day ago, give or take a few hours, I posted a rather dramatic appeal for moral support. It went like this: Someone please reassure me that the words people say on Facebook are just words, and are not ever translated into deeds or actions. I need external reassurance, because I have been trying … Continue reading Ignorance Is Bliss

Not Without My Wafer: The Necco Aficionados Respond

Yesterday on this blog I expressed gobsmacked disbelief that Necco Wafers, which had been discontinued following the bankruptcy of the New England Confectionery Company, would soon be returning to stores. My article, heavy on the wisenheimer, suggested that there is in fact nobody left on planet Earth who likes or consumes these chalky, bland, foul-tasting … Continue reading Not Without My Wafer: The Necco Aficionados Respond